I swear to god Oppo

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 07/06/2019 at 06:38 • Filed to: None

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If I figure out who blew up a bunch of fireworks at 4:09 this morning I’m letting all the air out of their tires and lining the path to their front door with dog shit. 

Rainbow > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 06:51

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My friend complained about fireworks at 5am on the 4th, and later learned that it was actually a vendor's stand burning down. So... maybe it wasn't intentional?

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 06:56

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i swap you for idiots doing burnouts down my street

:/

smobgirl > Rainbow 07/06/2019 at 07:03

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Nah, it was intentional. Nothing that lights up/burns is legal anywhere near me (including sparklers) and there aren’t any sirens. It was someone within 1-2  blocks of my house.

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/06/2019 at 07:30

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Ughhhh why are people like that.

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 07:31

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my thoughts exactly

Nibby > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 07:32

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find them. stuff their innards with fireworks and make their loved ones watch

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 07:52

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Same thing in my neighborhood, but around 2am. Nice and low, and shook the damn walls of my 126 year old brick building. Someone needs to fry, or at least have another one of these explosives set off in their shorts.

fhrblig > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 09:41

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It sure seems like people just don’t give a shit this year. Fireworks have NEVER not been illegal here, but it’s worse than ever . I went to take Sophie out to potty on the 4th and some assholes were lighting fireworks off in the grass right next to our unit and one went off right as she came outside .

Then last night we got a storm with the worst thunder I’ve heard in a while.  Poor Sophie.

DipodomysDeserti > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 09:43

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Wow, sounds like someone hates freedom.

Grindintosecond > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 10:05

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Agreed. 4am here involved 4 starshell launcher, uh, launches.  My favorite actually, however, at 4am my favorite thing would have been going outside to punch some asshats in the dick.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 10:12

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I’M SORRY YOU HATE FREEDOM

/s

smobgirl > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/06/2019 at 10:43

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I like sleep more 

Captain of the Enterprise > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 12:51

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I hate when my neighbor mows the lawn at 6 AM on Saturday mornings. He also will rev his old thunderbird for over an hour at 11-12 at night sometimes. I have no idea what he’s doing to it. It sounds like he just sits in it and takes it to redline and holds it there or goes from idle to redline repeatedly most of the time for over an hour. My bedroom  is on that side of the house. I’ve almost called the cops on him a few times because I was so annoyed. He tends to rev it during the work week too when I have to be up at 5:40AM.

smobgirl > Captain of the Enterprise 07/06/2019 at 13:13

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That’s a little bit of my irritation here too. The only days I reliably get up early are the mornings after everyone else stays up late (Saturday running group, Sunday F1 races). It’s so hard to get up and run 10-20 miles on no sleep - but at least I don’t have to be mentally alert. 

smobgirl > fhrblig 07/06/2019 at 13:17

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The house behind me lit off this whole pile of shit on Thursday, multiplied by about 20 other houses within a block. No wonder it was so smoky.

Shelly hasn’t been dealing too well with it either. Same deal, the second she squats something else will explode (or thunder) and then we have to start the whole process again.

Good news is, the family of raccoons was also terrified and  moved out of my backyard.

fhrblig > smobgirl 07/06/2019 at 13:47

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Good lord, that’s a lot of fireworks.

fhrblig > Captain of the Enterprise 07/06/2019 at 13:48

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Ugh. There’s a guy here with an old Nissan Titan with glass packs.  When does he leave for work? 5AM every day. Fuck that guy.